Nalaik Panda !

Bullet for my Valentine

demonsking19 — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 16:04:53 +0000

(its my 2nd crazy violence story after “Love is evol” )
Characters:-
Rebecca:a young beautiful lady
Sicko:just as the name,a crazy Psycho and buff Person.
Tammy:Friend of Sicko,love hanging out and a good person.
Victoria:friend of Rebecca

Rebecca calls to her friend Victoria 9am in the morning and talks about her night plans.
Rebecca:Hi Victoria! how are you ? what is your plan for tonight ? im so excited.i will be making love with my valentine tonight,i don’t know what shall i buy for him ?
Victoria: waoooo! that’s so great, have fun ,um buy him a perfume,or a wrist watch will be a great gift.
Rebecca: hey nice idea
Victoria: hey best of luck and Got to go ,bye
Rebecca: thanx buddy take care and bye

Rebecca after ending the call,goes to take a shower and gets ready for the shopping.

Sicko meets tammy while in a hurry. and they both talk while walking.
Tammy:hey dude! where are you going in a rush ?
Sicko:just going to buy something ,nothing special.
Tammy:hey tonight you are also going with Rebecca don’t you ? so what are you buying for your Valentine ?
Sicko:Bullet for my Valentine .
Tammy:you are always crazy :/
Sicko:hey do you mind telling me,from where i can buy some roses ?
Tammy:sure ,go to Mall Road ,there is a stall of flowers in the chowk.by the way why you need roses for ?
Sicko:have you ever heard of Guns and Roses ?

Sicko goes to the stall to buy some roses and Says goodbye to his friend Tammy.
At night 11pm Rebecca and sicko both meets at the restaurant for dinner.

Rebecca:hi Darling ! where you been ? i was waiting for you.
Sicko:in hell,sorry im late .hey lets order something to eat and wao you are looking pretty,seems like a girl in Shroud.
Rebecca:you are always crazy.
Sicko:no way,im not crazy .im Insane
after eating the dinner they both went outside for a walk.
Rebecca:hey i have a gift for you .
Sicko:wao ! a nice wrist watch
Rebecca:so what time is on it ? ( with a smile on her face )
Sicko:time to die
Rebecca: what ?(with a scared and confusion on her face )
Sicko:nothing,hey look what I got for you !
Rebecca: Omg a Black and Red rose for me and hey whats in the other hand you are hiding ? ( with so much happiness and waiting for the big surprise)
Sicko:No need to hide it from you anymore, its my baby (points the gun at Rebecca head)
It was nice hanging out with you,hope you enjoyed your last Valentine.

Rebecca:(stunned and scared can’t do anything )
Sicko: Bye Bye Black Bird !
Bang bang bang ! ( Pulls the trigger and bullet passes through her head,she dies at the spot) .

Sicko:sorry Rebecca ! you were a nice girl, i think i will meet you very soon in hell.
With a Tear and a smile on his face ,yet not a tear of joy,Sicko looks at the moon and pulls out his diary to mark another murder.
Sicko:12 Years ,12 Kills, just two more to go and after completing my 14th i will see my Love Avril,I will do anything to get you ,its my promise. ( Avril is a she-wolf,and will appear on the !4th night of February when the moon will be Red. )

thanks for reading it out and please don’t wish me valentine and neither celebrate it because i don’t have that much bullets to kill all of you .
A message by Sicko 3:-)

Sometimes the Things other than studies can get you marks

demonsking19 — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:54:19 +0000

Nalaik Panda believes that only studying course books wont help you get all the marks. I remember my Nd mid term circuit paper,didnt study a single word,i was watching Pakistan vs England t20 match that night and the next day i had a circuit paper.As i spent the whole night watching the match so it was obvious i would screw up circuit paper and yeah i did it well B-)
After two days circuit Professor was Calling each student and checking his paper,When my turn came, he got petrify.Hehe because there are two ways of doing a thing, the right way, the wrong way and The Nalaik Panda’s way 8-).
After checking the paper said “Boy ! you attempted the whole paper wrong,i was only able to give you 5 marks out of 25″
Me: woo! 5 Marks ,kool
Sir: So you are taunting me han ?
Me: no sir, it’s just way too much B-) (because all i wanted was to top. after top is top ,doesn’t matter if it’s from bottom or Above )
Sir : What this guy is weird :/ (talking to himself )
ME:you said something to me ?
Sir:never mind,hey kid ! you look like football fan ? dontcha ?
Me:Yes ! im B-) ( because i was wearing Barcelona shirt that day )
Sir: Ok ! tell me the name of your shirt club , what is it ?
Me: Barcelona <3
Sir : thanx God,after checking your circuit paper i thought you are to dump to know about anything in the world, neway tell me who is the best player at Barcelona ?
Me: Obviously ,its Lio Messi
Sir: ohh ! yeah the player of the year,right ? tell me the Number of his Shirt.
Me: naah! the player of the year from past 3 years B-) ,lol he wears 10 number ,before that he used to wear 19 number.
Sir:ok, tell me the name of any former Barcelona player who is currently playing for other club,
Me: Thiery Henry Playing for Red bull, Eto Playing for Inter-milan, Ronaldinio Playing for Ac-Milan.
Sir: waoo, im glad that i just checked your paper, im also a Fan of Barca and you gave me too much information about Barcelona
Ok kid , i give you 5 more marks ,but you really need to improve your self in my subject, Next time i wont be kind to you in paper checking,but hey will also love to talk with you about Barcelona

After getting 10 marks outa 25 my ambition to top from bottom get screwed.But yeah one thing, lucky me that he was also a Barcelona fan ,Visca Barca Viva La Messi .
So the thing is to get marks you don’t have to study your books, All you need to do is to find your Teacher Favourite fifa club, and have to get some information on it B-) . Easier then studying your booing books na ?

History repeats its self, The Messi-dona

demonsking19 — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 14:30:57 +0000

They say history repeats its self and i never believed in thatuntil i saw
Lionel messi.Messi the Argentine player is exactly following the same footsteps of the famous fifa legend Dieogp Maradona.
Lets take a quick review at both Players .

1. Maradona was born in Argentine and so did Messi.
2.Both the players look short ,as they both have the same height of 5″5 feet.
3.Messi and Maradona both born to poor families and struggled hard in their lives.
4.Both the players play from their left foot .
5.Maradona served his international team Argentina served as a captain wearing the 10 no shirt and so is Lionel Messi doing .
6.Both the players have played for Barcelona , wearing the same shirt no 10.
7.During the worldcup Maradona scored a goal in 2nd half, beating all the defenders from the half way he scored the goal,which was declared as the goal of century, later on Messi playing for Barcelona did the goal in same way. take a look by your self

8.In the fifa world cup Final match against England, Maradona made his team won the match ,scoring a goal by his hand (which is consider as a foul ),he called that goal ” the hand of God “, later on Messi few years ago scored the same goal for Barcelona against Esponyal .

9.Both the players have been declared as the best players of their times.
10.Maradona had also served the argentina as a couch in 2010 world cup and i bet after retirement Messi will do the same.

Maradona is considered to be the world 2nd best player after Brazilian Legend Pele.Maradona ruined his football career when he got involved into drugs,his health detonated and then a time came he left football,but Messi is not getting involved into drugs, so i believe that history repeats its self with a better change

Application by a Nalaik Panda in Hip hop Style

demonsking19 — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 07:19:49 +0000

yo Dawg!
Fast Prison/University

Dear Nigg**r ,
ayo wtf is popping mayne ? yo buddy its damn cold out side. im freezing cant even type.last night, i was watching movies,and slept late due to which i got fever and feeling hawt like a Sun up in the sky.and im feeling down just like Flo rida”s song ” shawty get low low low “.and this sore throat its like akon’s song “smack that till you get sore “.yo just like a real gangsta i dont wanna lie to ya cox i keep it real.
ayo respect! bitch i just dont wanna come to university today.i need some days of rest, so i can use Facebook and also have to visit gym today for work out.
Ya Homie !
Call me Nalaik Panda B-)
Roll no= never call 911
Date=kajoor in urdu (date is a fruit which is called kajoor in urdu )
Peace

The Return of Nalaik Panda with Awards

demonsking19 — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:39:44 +0000

Nalaik panda was away from wordpress,because he was busy not in studies but in watching movies,work out at gym and the most important thing
“F.c Barcelona “. On 20 January “You as a Machine ” gave me “One lovely Blog award thanx alot for that “. im very happy to get that award plus i also passed my 1st semester,so now im a Lovely blogger plus one semester passed Engineer
Lets cut to the chase

My nominations for the Lovely blogger award are
judy
Amira
Elyas Mulu Kiros
Eva 626
Princess Laila
A Pakistani Boy
♡ The Tale Of My Heart ♡
WordsFallFromMyEyes
elaviel413
Sonia G Medeiros
Hanna
Asma Khan
Inspired Vision
GingerFightBack

Congrats alot to all of you and for those who couldnot get it,thanx 4 reading it and wasting your time joking i have other blog award for you and will nominate you soon

Lionel Andress Messi the Player of the Year for the 3Rd Time

demonsking19 — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 02:28:29 +0000

Lionel Andress Messi,also known as Messi or leo Messi is an Argentine Football palyer born on 24th june 1987.Started playing football at very young age.His potential and skills were soon observed by Barcelona scout who was on a hunt for a talent.At the time of signing the contract,who taught that this little ill kido (suffering growth hormone deficency) will become the youngest Player of the year three times. In 2000 Messi moved to Spain for the treatment offered by Barcelona and to join his new football team.Making his debut in 2004-2005 he broke his team record for the youngest footballer to score a league goal.And then he started making a history of new records.Uptill 2007 he used to wore 19 number shirt,but sooner he started wearing shirt number 10 ,following the conventenal of football that only the best player in the team will wear no10,this trend started due to Pele the Brazilian player who used to wear no10.After wearing no 10 in 2008 Leo Messi became the Player of the year at the age of 20.More ever he also got the Honour to wear the Same no shirt from his international Team and also became the captain of Argentina. Well known all over the world for his speed , accuracy,stamina,skills ,runs faster with the ball than the others who runs with out it.Best known for his performance again the Barcelona rivals “Real Madrid” ,the whole madrid cant even stop him and become Hara Madrid(hara means looser in urdu ) from hala Madrid(hala is a spanish word). Well most of the football fans try to compare Messi with C.ronaldo but the truth is C.ronaldo is no match for him,they both have faced each other many times and there is always messi who remained dominant and prominent by scoring goals and on the other hand the Ronaldo has excuses,like they say “the Winners have reasons and the loosers have reasons ” Once Ronaldo said in a press” i was sent by the God of football to score goals” on that Messi said ” i dont remember sending any one ” On January this 10Th January Messi again Achieved the Player of year and made a record to get this award in three consecutive years Sunday 15th of January,Messi wasnt in his form yet he scored 2 goals. Tomorrow this Wednesday, its gonna be the 1st El-Classico of the year (the match between Barcelona and their rivals “Real madrid” is known as El-Classico).Wish all the best to Madrid to stop unstoppable magical Messi.

When a Life gives you Fracture

demonsking19 — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:25:34 +0000

In the past i have disscussed ,what you would do? when a life gives you lemon,potato and eggs but this time im gonna tell you what should you do when a life gives you a fracture.
15th January, 2011. the hardest day of my life.In the morning i had a calculus paper which i failed with distinction B-) , then after screwing up the paper, i celebrated with my friends as if i had gotten the top marks
At night I had to attend the family gathering at 8pm. I got there on time but went out side to bought ice cream,it was dark out side.While I was crossing the road, I stumbled and my right foot got twisted and I felt down on the road , thanks to my beggy jeans for that , saw a vechile coming and unfortunatly i got up on my feets and saved my life.Then i realized some thing went wrong with my right foot after it got twist. I spent the Party in pain,after the party i went to hospital and had an x-ray.The x-ray report told me that my feet got fractured , I had to plaster my feet and wont be able to walk for a month.well that time was really really hard time on me.
I spent whole night listening to outlandish song “keep the record on playing” to made my self feel better . Luckily some where on face book i listened
dr. Zakir Naik’s speech,in which he talks about Quran’s verse
“ though it is hateful unto you; but it may happen that ye hate a thing which is good for you, and it may happen that ye love a thing which is bad for you. Allah knoweth, ye know not. (216)
After listening that verse i felt happiness and Thanked “ALLAH” that he may have planned something better for me ,after all he is the one who loves me more than 70 moms.
Next day in morning I had something fishy on my mind.I asked my dad like a 4 years kid to bought me some pencil colours and marker.He brought me some of those ,for that I really love you Dad ! you are the best. And after getting those pencil colours and markers i implemented the thought ,on my right foot which was
” when a life gives you a lemon make a lemonade ,and when a life gives you a fracture make a sneaker out of it “

Happy Churail Day

demonsking19 — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 19:50:15 +0000

Since Nalaik panda is becoming an Electrical engineer so he is good at giving shocks.so here is the shocking surprise for you.
Well churail day, umm its Okasha‘s Birthday, 10th January. Since I call her “Churail ” which means Witch,So her birthday is Churail day .
Ayo, this Churail,she helps me out with my poetry by checking grammar and spelling mistakes in it , After all im a Nalaik panda B-). Churail also got a big nose ,like an Elephant . She once helped me,when i got confused with my life,what should i do ? hitlor says “do war but dont do love cox in war either u die or stay alive but in love neither u die nor u stay alive.and in studies if ya remove stu froms studies it becomes dying. so she said “study your love and love your studies ” ,Nalaik panda”s confusion got solved .

Since a Diplomatic person never remembers woman’s age but remembers her birthday , so Ima trying to be diplomatic here
get well soon and wish ya speedy recovery
Warning: Smile can be hazardous to your illness
Happy birthday Churail and also happy Churail day

I dont Love you

Thierry Henry back to Arsenel

demonsking19 — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 21:29:24 +0000

Thierry henry is a French Footballer,a tall,dark skinned player.Made his football club carrieramous from Arsenel,where he single handedly made his team won several times and made Arsenel the best club of those times.And played best against Manchester united.Then he became the “Player of the year” for his magnificent performance.

The Free style
Thierry henry not only a great footballer but also best known for his free style tricks.

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In 2004 he became a ambassador of Nike and did a funny commercial

Moving to Barcelona

In 2005 Uefa champions league Henry made his team into the finals,where his team defeated by Barcelona .Even though the Arsenel couldnt win the final but Henry’s performance was worth appreciating.

Then in 2007 Barcelona singed Henry, where he wearing the same
shirt as in Arsenel #14 , remained the most goal scorer for Barcelona several seasons,giving Barcelona a mermaids of Victories.

In 2009 on 9th may, Barcelona played in a real Madrid home ground against their rivals Madrid.Madrid had a advantage of their crowd and they scored in the start of the match.Barcelona got tumble for the moment but then Henry scored a opening goal for Barcelona and then he scored another one.After that the situation turned in the favor of Barcelona. The match ended by the score of 6-2 with the humiliation for Real Madrid.But unfortunately in that match henry got injured just right after scoring two goals.

New York Redbulls
After the injury henry couldnot make a successful comeback and started to have trouble with the manager.So Red bull New York singed him in 2010 and where he is still playing.

Henry back to home

After training with Arsenal during the MLS off-season, Henry re-signed for Arsenal on a two-month loan deal on 6 January 2012.

Henry Reverting to Islam.
Henry also reverted to Islam in 2008, confirming the news while giving interview to Tv Channels

2011 in review

demonsking19 — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 17:20:31 +0000

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 3,000 times in 2011. If it were a cable car, it would take about 50 trips to carry that many people.

Click here to see the complete report.