Meeting a Fairy

kids this is true story,long ago i met a fairy, she had no wings, she could not fly,but with her you feel like flying high up in the sky,the 1st time i met her, it was friday, a sunny day,i  was there in the mall, but i could-not see her,though i was there 1st, but outa no where she appeared and by looks she was good looking but i felt something different about her.we decided to go MacDonald,so we can have lunch there.but she did not order anything, may be the fairy thought eating fast food will get her enough fats,and fairies in heaven are also on diet, who to blame, this is 21st century, finally when i sat next to her, she cause the spell and make everything dissapear  around me, and took me to the new world,and she turned into a beautiful fairy with out wings, having red pimples with red cheeks,may be she turned into a tamator (tomato).i kept staring her and eat my whole burger with out noticing it.she was drinking something,i thought it must be the wine from the heaven,but she told me, naah its coco cola ,she came to world to drink a sip of it,its not available in heaven.well you can start that business. there if you get a voucher to heaven,supply cold drinks to the virgins.you will become a billionaire, but who needs money in heaven when you can get everything for free.

i just kept staring her, she was sipping coca cola with the straw.Suddenly my fairy tale turned into Sci-fi when i saw her using Samsung galaxy young,i don’t know how they are so familer with the modern technology,knowing androids fone, when i have only Nokia c-3

everything was going fine,i was so lost in the beauty that i kept eating without noticing,until i farted,and suddenly we started falling apart, and the next moment, i lost her, and here i was sitting alone. back to the reality paying the bill. but i had the feeling may be she is the one who be the queen of my virgins in the heaven.

there is more to tell about her, so much more, but kids you are not even born yet . 

End Of The World

Just like the crap movie said ” the World Gonna end this 21st December ” (2012) , i Wished if it was true, because i have three quizes and two assignments on saturday and on 8th january i have final exams , so it would be great if world really ends on this friday ,so i dont have to prepare for these quizes, and dont have to get bad grades and wheeyyyyy no studies, and with the end of the world there is a heaven and in that heaven virgins are waiting for me  3;-)
ahh but my wish never gonna come true ,so dear Virgins hold on and keep waiting for me ,this World not gonna end so soon.

Independence Day with orphan kids

This Summer “Jago Peshawar ” an organization consisting of youth took its physical form, and organized their first event on 31st july 2012,the 1st event was to organize the Iftari for more over 400 desolate people ,and by the grace of ALLAH and people donations it went great.
Our Next event was to share happiness with Orphan kids on 14th August the  Independence day ,for that we bought gifts, toys, choclates, mehandi and choriyan etc. For that we again collected donations  from people and ALLHAMDULILAH every one participated with us by donating. Organizing this event with orphan kids was the idea of our group member ” Taimur Wali ” .
Orphan House
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQwoXsmWkwk


There are 60 kids at the Orphan house, and all of them are cute,Funny and adorable.non of them is annoying and suborn.When i asked them,do you know the capital of Pakistan ? and most of them replied with the cute answer “Peshawar ” . being little their dreams are big, when i asked them what do you want to become ? and they give their cute answers like ” i want to become a Superman/Batman” some said ” I wanna became a solider” few of girls said ” i wanna became a doctor/ teacher “.

This is Najiya  with me and she wants to become a doctor

Ashan-ullah is a great artist, his drawing skills are amazing, may be he can become a great Architecture.

and they are 58 other kids with their big dreams.

These adorable kids are the future of Pakistan, and if we save them i tell you the Future of Pakistan will be beautiful like them.
All these kids want nothing from you,they just want to share their happiness and love with you.To them the coolest toy is just the cheapest balloon,We do so much care to the pets, but these are cute kids, We all do eid shopping, and girls buy shoes, purse, go to parlor, match a shoe for their every single dress, Just for a while put your self aside and think of these little kids,they have no one to give them Eidi, no Mom and dad to do eid shopping for them. And Remember Prophet Muhammad (S.A.W.W) said “I and the person who looks after an orphan and provides for him, will be in Paradise like this,” putting his index and middle fingers together. Volume 8, Book 73, Number 34 . and not as a muslim just for the sake of Humanity please do remember them in your Eid . A real living is living for others.
Our team is collecting funds and donations.We will give them presents ,new cloths and stuff as a Eid Gift on this Saturday.
if you want to help us by any mean ,please contact me at twitter /fb  ( demonsking19@yahoo.com)

1st Blogging Anniversary

Ladies and Gentleman  you are welcome for coming there. I’m very honored that im the host of tonight’s ceremony. Tonight there will be alots of surprises  for you.Lets cut to the chase.Now i introduce you the greatest blogger of all time “Nalaik Pandaaa”.
(Will the Real Slim shady Please stand up! Please Stand up, In the background  music plays, as Nalaik Panda walks towards the stage).

Ayo ! how ya all doing ?  im just asking, i dont give a shit about you,im just here because if i stay at home, my mom will ask me to fill the empty bottles of water. last year on 1st Augest i started blogging and my 1st post was “The One who Knows the best ” starting from a serious post i wrote “She Wolf ” i decided to write humor, and then i wrote “When a Life Gives you a Lemon ” from which my posts got a breakthrough.among all my posts, the post with the most number of views and likes is “Bullet for my Valentine ” which crossed 5k plus viewers ,i wasn’t expecting it.
In my blogging year i learned many things,the 1st thing i learned is how to pretend,how to lie,when i was new at blogging people used to post links on my wall to read them,and when after reading it i used to post comments but to my comments they get pissed off,and i was told i dont have to post such comments,and when next time they again used to post links on my wall, i was like, dude seriously? and then i learned all i have to do is to like the post with out reading it and say some nice words which i never mean.and then it became my habit, and  i started gathering traffic at my blog,and thats how you all fools are sitting here right now, Thank you Blogging for turning me into a Beautiful Liar.

Now Time for Awards.

Now i present you the prestigious award made by me  specially for you great people , The “Teri Meharbani ” award. the rule about this award is you cannot give it back to its donor, but you can nominate others for this award. the 1st person to receive this award is “Haibar Zair”   thanks alot for introducing me to this blogging word ,hey every one follow her blog ,her posts are awesome .

Now i nominate “Eva” and “Amira” for the most comments on my blog.  to u both “Teri Meharbani ”
i also pass this award to ” Moments Not Memories” she is the only female person i know who takes interest in football,a great blogger.
“Teri Meharbai ” to “Elyas Mulu Kiros”  a nice blogger.
Now i pass it to my fb wife ” Spoiled Wali ” Teri bi Meharbani.
I proudly award it to “Pakistani boy ” i really love his blogging name and besides hes poems and stuff is awesome, do follow him.
I also give it to “Khanum ” she is the 1st blogger i know on wordpress who used to write posts in Urdu but not any more .
“Ayesha” i also pass this award “Teri meharbani ” to you , for writing an awesome health and care blog.

and now enough lies  for me in Ramadan, “Teri Maharbani” to all of you for following me and reading my blogs.
Happy Blogging second Ashra of Ramadan Mubarak to the Muslim World .

Sheetan Vs Nalaik Panda

We all muslims know that when the month of Ramzan(Holy month in which muslims fast) comes, Sheetan(Satan) is caged, all his freedom is taken away till the Ramzan ends,so he cannot astray any human.

Just like satan when the month of Exam comes, Nalaik Panda is also imprisoned by his Parents, all my freedom, all my liberties just taken away,  and my room becomes like a face book where i talk to the walls .and when i give my final paper ,im set free  like a Satan after the Ramzan ends
Moon of Ramzan is sighted in Pakistan and today is the 1st Fast , sheetan/satan is going to his jail and he is pretty sad this because now a days people are more evil than him and no one will miss him in ramzan .
Have fun in Prison of hell dear satan
and Marhaba Ramzan  :)

Spain the euro 2012 Champions

1st july the euro 2012 final between spain and italy ended. What a hilarious defeat for italy. Tremendous play by spain.Spain won it by 4-0 goals(David Silva,Jordi Alba,Fernando Toress and Mata) , Spain remained dominated during the whole match. awesome ball possession and passing moves from spain. During whole euro the people kept on saying Spanish game play is boring but today they hushed up every one, and showed all the game winning moves which they were saving for the final match.
Awesome  keeping by Casilass he totally out classed the italian attack , and the greatest of all, toress scored , and he became the only worldplayer to score consecutive goals in euro finals ever.Del Bosque become the world 1st couch ever to lift the worlcup,euro and uefa champions league trophies And Spain made a history today , they became the only champs who retined the euro title.
Moral of th Eurp cup 2012: Spain is still the world no 1 team in the world even if they play with out no striker, no david villa and no poyul .
and Rest In Peace Italy.I always wanted to see italy having such a hilarious deafeat, they bitches break my heart in 2006 worldcup against france,back then i was a little kid and what a heartbreaking moments were they to see Zidane going off the arena, but now my heart is at peace, i took my revenge through spain.
VIva la Espaniaa <3

Spain Vs France

its France vs Spain in euro quarter finals ,on saturday night. Its going to be the one of the best quarter finals of euro 2012. and by the way its the Birthday of two French legends Zinedine Zidane and Patrick Vieira .
6 years ago Spain  played against france in world cup 2006. Back then French was a better side and they managed to beat the Spain in starting rounds by 3-1, Ribery,Viera and Zidane were the goal scorer for the France. By beating Spain ,France qualified for the quarter finals where they beat Brazil.
6 years ago french were hot favorites since they had got Zidane, abidal, but after the world cup ended ,zidane took retirement and France went trough a lot of struggle, they got kicked out in the 1st round of worldcup 2010. and on the other hand spain improved alot, they emerged as a euro champs on 2008 and world champions in 2010 world cup.
Right Now France also has shown a lot of improvement in their attack, and made it to the quarter finals, and spain is missing their key attacker David Villa ,and their main defender Poyoul plus Fernando Torres is struggling these days but they have the best mid Field,On the other hand France has got a Strong attack which includes Karim Benzema and Frank Ribery  . So its Impossible to say which side will win this time.
6 years ago i was with French Side because i was a Zizou fan, and after 2006 worldcup i started supporting Espania. Cant tell which side gonna win the match, but its going to be a historical match.
Fingers crossed.